Oh Lord give me a sign
Give me a call on your heavenly line
Tell me, oh Lord, what it is that you want of me
Keep me from eatin' whatever's in front of me

Oh Lord give me a sign
  Oh Lord give her a sign
  Give her a call on your heavenly line
Call me up, call me up on your heavenly line

  Tell her oh Lord, what it is that you want of her
Tell me oh save me
  Keep her from eatin' whatever's in front of her
Save me from eatin' whatever's in front of me

Oh Lord, give me the answer
  Ooh, ah
Save me from being the world's fattest dancer
  Ooh
 

Indented lines are the background vocals